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CallMeWilliam
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This hits super close to home. Commercialized products that are hyper specialized do feel this way. Products made at home much less so: So grow your own wheat if you want bread.
jlvanderzwan
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Ok but seriously: this is a real issue I sometimes get stuck with when trying to figure out what alternatives are *actually* ecologically more sustainable and/or less economically extractive of the poorest half of the world.

Obviously economies of scale are a valid optimization strategy, but the joke ignores whether the process being scaled is harmful or not compared to the alternative. But comparing the overhead from the smaller scale of production of the ecologically more sound alternatives is basically impossible most of the time, unless it's *really* obvious.

в порядке исключения ввезли в страну 321 палестинских беженца

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Denmark took in 321 Palestinian refugees in 1992.

By 2019, 64% had been convicted of a crime (including 34%
of their children too).

https://piopio.dk/palaestinensere-er-endt-i-kriminalitet-og-paa-offentlig-forsoergelse
(гуглопереводчик)

According to the statement by Acting Immigration and
Integration Minister Kaare Dybvad Bek (S) to the Danish
Parliament's Immigration and Integration Committee, 204 of
the Palestinians have thus been convicted of crime in the
period from 1992, when the so-called Palestine Law was
adopted, to 2019.

Either the Palestinians have received a prison sentence
during the period, or they have been fined more than 1,500
kroner (71 have received a conditional or unconditional
prison sentence).

At the same time, 176 of them received public welfare last
year, most of whom (122 people) received early
retirement. Of the 321 stateless Palestinians, 270 were
resident in Denmark at the end of 2019.

The picture is better, but not good, when you look at how
the children of the stateless Palestinians have fared.

Out of 999 children who live in Denmark today, 337 have
been convicted of crime (132 have received a conditional
or unconditional prison sentence).

And last year, 372 of the children received a public
benefit, of which SU recipients made up more than half, or
exactly 194.

The Danish People's Party's immigration and integration
rapporteur, Pia Kj?rsgaard, who has asked for the report,
was a member of the Folketing for the Progress Party when
the Palestinian law was adopted in 1992.

"That the Palestinian law from 1992 was a huge mistake is
clearly shown by all subsequent experience," says Pia
Kj?rsgaard to Netavisen Pio. "I warned against the special
law then. But naive politicians led by the Social
Democrats and the Radicals were keen to let these people
stay in Denmark. We suffer with them now with crime,
insecurity and massive payments of social
benefits. Absolutely not a good thing for Denmark. The
same parties are in power now. So my clear expectation is
that they will clean up the sins of their past."

* * *

Датские социал-демократы в 1992 приняли "палестинский закон",
по которому в порядке исключения ввезли в страну
321 палестинских беженца. Больше половины беженцев
зажили преступной жизнью, а сейчас живут на пособие,
из их детей отсидели не все, а только треть.

Нашел вот тут
https://www.takimag.com/article/white-knighting-for-middle-east-unsalvageables/
очень хорошая статья

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И ВСЕ УБЕЖАЛИ ЕБАТЬСЯ В ЖОПУ

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https://www.inpearls.ru/1201054
https://ua.livejournal.com/977698.html

Артем Полежака
(2013)

РЕПОРТАЖ

Господин Киселёв, в Киеве страшно!
Опять малороссов попутал нечистый!
На площади варят военную кашу.
По улицам толпами ходят фашисты.

Кругом баррикады, окопы и рвы.
Ещё до сих пор мои руки трясутся -
Когда тут узнали, что я из Москвы,
Меня хотели убить трезубцем!

Кругом гомосеки и лесбиянки!
От наркоманов деваться некуда!
Студент-филолог из Могилянки
Избил пятерых сотрудников Беркута!

Мустафа на трибуне кричал про джихад,
И толпа бесновалась ``Хотим в Европу!''
А потом провели большой гей-парад,
И ВСЕ УБЕЖАЛИ ЕБАТЬСЯ В ЖОПУ!!!

После митинга я захотел в туалет,
Но с кастетом и криком ``Героям слава!''
На меня в подворотне напал Филарет
И заставил креститься слева направо!

На данный момент известно точно:
Гитлер Адольф воскрешён отныне!
Говорят, постарались прошлою ночью
Мольфары-генетики из Коломыи!

Коллегу свою потерял я давно -
Её тут поймали и, кажется, съели.
В центре Крещатика батька Махно
Играется маузером на карусели!

Быть может , старушки, и те - немногие,
Не стали громить магазины и шопы...
Потом объявили, что будет оргия,
И ВСЕ УБЕЖАЛИ ЕБАТЬСЯ В ЖОПУ!!!

Я продолжаю свой репортаж
Из столицы фашиствующей Украины.
Сзади меня был Гостинный Двор,
Теперь, посмотрите - одни руины!

В переходах метро танцуют гопак -
За это ль, скажи, воевали деды?!
Гуцулы в Михайловском, в Лавре - бардак!
Жиды, либералы и людоеды!..

Жидов тут вобще (всех бы разом под суд!),
Простите, хотел сказать ``иудеев''...
Они раздают прохожим мацу,
Вводят в гипноз и внушают идеи!

Ночами творится такое, скажу я,
От ужаса с треском взрывается сердце -
Повстанцы, скукожившись возле буржуек,
Пьют вёдрами кровь христианских младенцев!

Под Администрацией Президента
Возможность была всех накрыть (хорошо бы!),
Но клич гомосеков раздался где-то,
И ВСЕ УБЕЖАЛИ ЕБАТЬСЯ В ЖОПУ!!!

Господин Киселёв, передайте Путину,
Что сколь бы ни были хохлы свирепы -
На всякую нечисть найдётся орудие:
Дубинки, газ и духовные скрепы!

Господин Киселёв, передайте Путину,
Что Киев - мать городов русских!
Так пусть митингуют эти паскудины
На львовских бандеровских улочках узких!

Пробьётся соборности юная завязь!
Пойдём триедино топтать наши тропы!
Извините пожалуйста, я прерываюсь -
МЕНЯ ТУТ, КАЖЕТСЯ....................................


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Редьярд Киплинг, «Когда»

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Когда ты будешь трезвым в пьяном баре,
где все вокруг попутали рамсы;
когда пустой наезд тебя не парит,
но и признать ошибку ты не ссышь;

когда своим хотелкам не позволишь
туманить башню и кидать братков;
когда успехи, так же как и боли,
встречаешь тем же тихим хохотком;

когда не станешь с трепачом базарить
и сможешь ждать свой час без мандража;
в ответ на гнев сумеешь не ударить,
а убедить без понта и ножа;

когда ты будешь продан и заложен,
и то, что строил ты, сожгут дотла -
но сможешь встать, и смывши пепел с рожи,
своей рукой поправишь все дела;

а если весь навар на кон зачалил
и всё спустил, как фраер, под откос -
отдашь долги и всё начнёшь сначала,
вместо того, чтоб ныть про свой просос;

и даже если сердце обороты
вдруг сбавило, и мрак накрыл всю жизнь,
но ты стоишь - лишь потому, что кто-то
внутри тебя шепнул тебе «держись!»;

когда один в кругу шестёрок драных
на речи пахана положишь болт;
когда любовь тебя не сможет ранить,
поскольку ты не пёс, а вольный волк;

когда за каждый миг свободы духа
готов ответить пред любым судом -
тогда тебе рахмат и уважуха:
ты станешь, сын, реальным пацаном.

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Lexa is a great poet, really. But, unfortunately, he thinks he is more than that.
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How a Soviet Triple Agent Recruited New Spies in the West

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Austrian financier Jan Marsalek disappeared on June 18, the same day the 40-year old was fired from his position as chief operating officer of Wirecard, a German financial services provider. A €1.9 billion hole had been discovered in Wirecard’s accounts by an independent auditor and Marsalek had been fingered as the one responsible for it.

Investigative journalists affiliated with Bellingcat, a digital forensic website, suggested that Marsalek fled from Germany to Belarus via Estonia, and then had been taken to Russia by the GRU, Russia’s military intelligence service. Further reporting by the Financial Times revealed that Marsalek appeared to have close links to the GRU, which has been very busy of late.

Among the classified materials Marsalek possessed before his escape from Austria were a set of papers related to an investigation by the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW) into the poisoning of Sergei Skripal. Those documents included the formula for Novichok, the deadly nerve agent used by two GRU assassins in their attempted murder of Skripal, a former GRU officer turned MI6 agent, in Salisbury two years ago. The OPCW was able to trace the origin of the papers Marsalek was carrying—it turned out that they had been leaked to him from the Austrian ministries.

If Marsalek’s Russian connections are true, he was simply the latest in a long line of Austrian citizens who, whether by accident or design, became hirelings of Moscow.


In the late 1950s and early 1960s, Hans Adolf Baumgarten (as far as we can tell, a pseudonym) served as an adviser in the foreign affairs department of the office of the Austrian president. Initially, Soviet agents attempted to recruit him “on a material basis,” meaning that they simply offered him money in return for information. They failed; Baumgarten refused to cooperate with the Soviets. They were almost ready to shelve his case, but reconsidered when they realized he’d been misevaluated and approached in the wrong way. Still a potentially important asset to them, they wanted to try a more elaborate scheme.

They discovered that Baumgarten was an anti-Hitler German nationalist who believed that liberal democracy could help West Germany achieve primacy in the world and that Austria should rejoin it to enhance this prospect. That seemed to be a clue for the Soviets, who decided to recruit Baumgarten on behalf of the West German intelligence. 

It was here that an otherwise straightforward “false-flag” recruitment effort transformed into a labyrinthine saga of double, and even triple, identities.  

Adviser’: Survey of the Topic False-Flag Recruitment, is the first in a series of KGB training manuals obtained by Michael, the curator of the Lubyanka Files project, to be told in a compelling autobiographical fashion by the operatives themselves. Published in 1965, and circulated internally for educational use at the Department of Special Discipline I at the Andropov Red Banner Institute, this document offers a rare first-person account of the moods, mindsets and behaviors of Soviet agents in the field as well as their perception of a high-valued Western target they snared. All of this material, still classified in Russia owing to its continued curricular use, is presented publicly here for the first time.

An otherwise straightforward “false-flag” recruitment effort transformed into a labyrinthine saga of double, and even triple, identities.

The value for the historian and the espionage junkie in ‘Adviser’ is less to do with its eponymous victim, the hapless Herr Baumgarten, than it is with his wily and witty recruiter-agent, “Safo,” a man in his mid-fifties who worked for three different spy agencies in an extraordinary lifetime but faithfully served only one.

Safo (a fake codename invented for the manual) was on the verge of retirement in 1960. Born into a family of Volga Germans, he’d been recruited by Soviet military intelligence, in which capacity he worked as a pro-communist journalist during the Soviet-Finnish war in 1939.  He was soon transferred to the civilian NKVD (the prior incarnation of the KGB) in 1940, formally trained, and tasked with infiltrating the spy networks of the Third Reich, this time posing as a pro-fascist correspondent. 

Safo performed his duties only too well because he was subsequently recruited by the Abwehr, Hitler’s military intelligence service, in which capacity he was dispatched behind enemy lines following Operation Barbarossa, Germany’s ill-fated invasion of the Soviet Union. He was posted undercover in besieged Stalingrad, where, we are told, working ostensibly for the Nazis, he burned their penetration agents on behalf of the Kremlin while sabotaging Soviet military infrastructure. 

After the Second World War, Safo became a legalized Austrian with the help of his Soviet handlers. He resumed his journalism cover, this time for a large-circulation, pro-American, anti-Soviet newspaper in Salzburg. He therefore transitioned from a Red to a Brownshirt to Christian Democrat—all within the space of a single decade. 

‘Safo,’ a man in his mid-fifties, worked for three different spy agencies in an extraordinary lifetime but faithfully served only one.

Safo again acquitted himself with distinction and it wasn’t long before West Germany’s Federal Intelligence Service (BND) uncovered his earlier role in the Abwehr. Given that the founder of the BND, Gen. Reinhard Gehlen, was himself once a member of the Abwehr, this only counted as a qualification for a recruitment. And so, as with any number of former servants of the Third Reich—and quite a few secret servants of Stalin and Khrushchev—Safo joined the BND, making him very well situated to catch a big fish in the Austrian chancellery.

He started by arranging a seemingly chance encounter with Baumgartner and his wife at a swank ski resort in the Tyrol Alps using two unwitting accomplices as bait: a none-too-bright Austrian journalist named “Krantzl” (or so-called in the manual) and Krantzl’s obsequious girlfriend. Krantzl had previously worked in the Austrian chancellery and knew Baumgarten slightly and so who better to facilitate an introduction? 

Safo’s amusing digression about his travel companions more than makes up for the flashes of turgid homo sovieticus-speak in this manual:

“By nature, [Krantzl] was quite direct, a dimwit, and in the presence of his girlfriend capable of not paying attention to anything except her. Thus, he was quite suitable for the role which I assigned him in our plans. Of course, I did not breathe a word to him about the fact that Adviser was vacationing in the Alps. I needed Krantzl to see Adviser first in Arlberg and express a wish to introduce me to him. And I had no doubts that Krantzl would not refrain from such a proposal… She clung to Krantzl, adored him, and it seemed could think of nothing in the world without this guileless fat man. She was—I’m sorry—a hausfrau by nature. I am certain then when they get married, Gisela will become a real housewife, will bear Krantzl a bunch of children and will not be interested in anything accept their offspring, the kitchen and her husband’s paycheck.”

Safo recounts in similar vivid detail the scenery and setting of his high-altitude rendezvous with destiny; also the frustrations of a well-laid plan not proceeding as such, namely his belated realization that he had failed to confirm that this was indeed the same hotel Baumgarten was staying in. A stunning lapse in tradecraft for an otherwise meticulous agent.

What already seemed a complex game of cat-and-mouse grew into an even more complex one when the BND inconveniently instructed Safo to recruit Baumgarten to work on its behalf.

Luckily for Safo, it was. Baumgarten turned up and expressed admiration for the KGB agent’s German reportage, which dealt primarily with economic affairs in Eastern Europe. Safo responded by evidently demonstrating a little too obviously his admiration for Baumgarten’s attractive wife. An acquaintanceship was formed and solidified after recruiter convinced mark that his intentions toward his better half were nothing short of gentlemanly. Acquaintanceship then evolved into friendship and friendship into involuntary collaboration as Safo proceeded to his next phase of target development: compromising Baumgarten by getting him to pass on privileged information.

Safo published this information in the Rheinischer Merkur, a conservative West German newspaper to which he was attached, then offered Baumgarten an “honorarium” for his help as an anonymous but well-informed source. After an initial protest, Baumgarten accepted the modest fee. The first hook of recruitment was therefore in place.

At this point, what already seemed a complex game of cat-and-mouse grew into an even more complex one when the BND inconveniently instructed Safo to recruit Baumgarten to work on its behalf.  In order to save the KGB’s brainchild, Safo secretly recorded several meetings with Baumgarten; at one he successfully recruited him as a BND agent. Or so Baumgarten was led to believe. Safo carefully edited the recordings and re-assembled Baumgarten’s answers and statements so as to make the resulting tape seem as if he ardently refused to cooperate with West Germany. Safo then sent this edited recording to Gen. Gehlen as proof that he had, regrettably, failed in his mission.

A further wrinkle with tricking Baumgarten into thinking he spied for West Germany was that the Soviets could only plausibly ask him to deliver material of potential interest to Bonn—specifically, information on Austria’s relations with the Eastern Bloc nations, which Moscow scarcely needed, rather than on Austria’s relations with the West, which Moscow most wanted. So it became necessary to somehow let Baumgarten know which service he was really working for while agreeing to have him continue to do so.

KGB ‘Special Discipline’ manuals, such as this one, are considered highly relevant at the FSB Academy for studying the theory and practice of tradecraft.

Safo and his KGB bosses decided the only way to reveal their true identities without blowing the entire operation was to slowly and subtly change Baumgarten’s opinion of his beloved Fatherland such that he might be persuaded to honestly help the Motherland instead.

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Over the course of several months, Safo put on a show: choreographed descents into black moods and pseudo-drunken bouts of self-recrimination for serving the wrong master. He began criticizing Bonn for being little more than a satrapy of American capital and American military imperialism, and for integrating former Nazis (such as himself, although he didn’t dare mention that item on his c.v.) and clearing the way for the revival of “fascism” in West Germany. This, it was determined, would appeal to Baumgarten’s innate loathing for Hiterlism as he’d experienced it from his own involuntary service in the German army.

As a psychological influence operation it didn’t quite have the intended effect of changing Baumgarten’s mind completely. But it whittled away his confidence. He became less and less resistant to Safo’s criticism of their ostensible side of the Iron Curtain.

In the end, the KGB used this phantom threat of recrudescent Nazism, as well as evidence of Baumgarten’s treason in Austria, to force him to open connivance with the Soviet Union. Safo and his commanding officers played the deceptively edited tapes of Baumgarten back to him. The game was over.

He came along, bitterly and reluctantly at first, having no choice given the kompromat on him. Perhaps as sop to his own battered conscience, Baumgarten allowed that he was open to learning more about the Soviet “worldview.” He remained a dutiful servant of the Kremlin as of the time of the manual’s publication. An ambivalent footnote suggests his name, too, might have been altered for the sake of security. 

It’s unknown if he was ever caught by Austrian counterintelligence or simply retired from active KGB work sometime after 1965, as so many spies did.

Safo, meanwhile, was smuggled out of Austria and back to Russia via an intricate exfiltration plan via Canada. He got to enjoy his long-awaited retirement and no doubt was awarded the state honors for his remarkable and lengthy career, which ended on a high note.

Given the use of false names throughout, it is not possible to corroborate or debunk any of the claims made in this manual. But it remains unlikely that the “Adviser” operation was a fabrication since it was never meant for public consumption and only ever described to educate future generations of spies. A former officer of the Federal Security Service, or FSB—one of two successor agencies to the KGB—said this manual is genuine and still in curricular use at the academy where he was trained. Jan Neuman defected to the United States with his wife, Victorya, a fellow FSB officer; the two then became informants for the FBI and CIA. Neuman confirmed to one of us that despite their age, KGB “Special Discipline” manuals, such as this one, are considered highly relevant at the FSB Academy for studying the theory and practice of tradecraft. “If you’ve already written the Bible,” Neuman said, “why rewrite it?” 


Austria has long been Europe’s spook central. Kim Philby, the primus inter pares of the Cambridge Five, first began his working for Soviet intelligence as a courier for the Comintern in Vienna in the early 1930s. It was there that he met and was recruited by Teodor Maly, the legendary Hungarian priest turned spy for the NKVD—the precursor to the KGB—who sent Philby back to England to infiltrate British government.

Years later, on New Year’s Day, 1953, a short, 30-year-old Russian approached the American vice-consul in Vienna’s International Sector and asked for directions to the American Commission for Austria. He handed the vice-consul a letter offering “certain services” to Washington. And so Lt. Col. Pyotr Popov became the first GRU officer ever to be recruited by the newly created CIA as a defector-in-place. 

The Baumgarten operation took place not long afterward. Austria gained independence from Germany, which had annexed it in 1938, at the end of the Second World War but it wasn’t a true independence. The country remained occupied by the American, British, French, and Soviet forces until 1955—around the time of Safo’s joining the BND. That year, foreign occupation forces finally agreed to withdraw from the country and allow it to re-establish a free, democratic and sovereign state. But the Soviets made a provision for their withdrawal: Austria had to remain neutral, which, against the background of West Germany’s accession to NATO earlier that year, essentially implied that the country would not join this military alliance.

Austria’s neutral status was fixed in the country’s constitution and made Austria dependent on the Soviet/Russian relations with NATO in its own dealings with the Alliance. For example, Austria joined NATO’s Partnership for Peace in 1995, but that took place only after the majority of post-Soviet republics, including Russia, joined the same program in 1994. But perhaps more importantly, “permanent neutrality” was internalized by the Austrian society: neutralism became an inherent national trait of Austrians, the majority of whom believe that their country should remain a bridge between the West and East.

Economic links, especially those in the energy and banking sectors, are also an important factor determining Austria’s relations with Russia. In 1968, Austria became the first Western nation that started importing Soviet gas, and this agreement made Austria a key country in the European natural gas network even after the fall of the Soviet Union. In 2018, the Russian gas giant Gazprom signed an agreement with the Austrian integrated oil and gas company OMV to extend the existing contract for Russian gas supplies until 2040. Moreover, Russian economic and business leadership enjoys mutually beneficial and high-profile relations with the Austrian bank Raiffeisen Bank International, the subsidiary of which, namely ZAO Raiffeisenbank, is one of Russia’s major banks. And in recent years, Austria—in league with Germany—has been most actively lobbying for the building of Nord Stream 2, yet another gas pipeline delivering Russian natural gas to Europe and, consequently, deepening Europe’s energy dependence on Russia.

But apart from Austria’s neutrality and its leaders’ unwearied endeavors to maintain and intensify economic relations with Russia, Vienna’s lack of determination in putting a bridle on Moscow’s disruptive actions has a third source: historical infiltration of Austria’s state institutions by Russian agents, spies and informants such as Baumgarten and, more recently, it appears, Marsalek. And they’ve not simply betrayed Austrian national interests for material or ideological reasons or for fear of blackmail; they have contributed to the emergence of a political culture that is highly tolerant to Russian misbehavior on many levels. 

Austria was one of the very few Western countries that declined to expel any Russian diplomats as part of the coordinated Western response to the GRU’s poisoning of Skripal in 2018. 

Chancellor Sebastian Kurz called upon Vladimir Putin to give an explanation, saying that espionage against Austria was unacceptable, while Austrian Foreign Affairs Minister Karin Kneissl cancelled her planned trip to Moscow. But both Kurz and Kneissl seemed to be the bad cop in that situation—they needed to show Austria’s assertiveness in dealing with Russia after the damage the Austrian leadership had done to its reputation among the Western allies earlier that year. The good cop was Austrian President Alexander Van der Bellen who called not to dramatize the espionage case, adding that it would not “seriously tarnish our relationship with the Russian government in the long run.”

There’s little fear of that happening. 

Putin twice visited Austria since the nerve agent attack in the U.K. The second visit was a private one: the Russian president attended Kneissl’s wedding, and even had a chance to dance with the happy bride. Following Putin’s informal visit to Austria, former head of Germany’s Federal Intelligence Service August Hanning said that it was not safe for NATO to share secrets with Vienna. The following year, the Austrian newspaper Der Standard reported that British and Dutch intelligence services had “almost completely cut off contact with Vienna” because of the Russian connections of the ruling Freedom Party that controlled, at that time, the ministries of Defense and Internal Affairs.

One wonders how many more Baumgartens there are lurking in those ministries, even today.

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Austria ?!
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